ask me stuff  

I’m not the one


footnoteinhistory:

big moods about Chappaquiddick/Ted Kennedy

— 1 hour ago with 18 notes
perfectlymarilynmonroe:
“Marilyn Monroe photographed on the set of There’s No Business Like Show Business, 1954.
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perfectlymarilynmonroe:

Marilyn Monroe photographed on the set of There’s No Business Like Show Business, 1954.

— 1 hour ago with 180 notes

prettypositivity:

things it’s never to late to do:

  • change
  • apologize
  • love
  • forgive

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— 1 hour ago with 103814 notes

roslips:

bustanutsquash:

cocoanobutter:

roslips:

Anybody else thinking about dick?

All the time

oh, well being an asexual i ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

Literally no one asked

(via themoonintexas)

— 1 hour ago with 161413 notes
sridevi:
“Shalom Harlow bumps into  Brandi Quiñones  at Gianni Versace S/S 1995
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sridevi:

Shalom Harlow bumps into Brandi Quiñones at Gianni Versace S/S 1995

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— 2 hours ago with 4402 notes

nourrice:

daddy-doms-are-gross:

u ever think about how most porn and kink shit wouldn’t exist if men experienced like…basic empathy and compassion towards women

I do be thinking about it

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— 3 hours ago with 13296 notes

themoonintexas:

Me to my friends in 2019 💗

— 3 hours ago with 1755 notes
Anonymous asked: Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union


Answer:

ohmygodthanks:

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

— 3 hours ago with 22453 notes

eclogues:

existential-bird:

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

do you understand what singlehandedly means?

no. do u smoke weed?

(via themoonintexas)

— 3 hours ago with 58532 notes